(Warning: inappropriate language)

 

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find a broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
'cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but then I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on my sidewalk and I know why
because I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole song wrong because I'm high
and if I don't sell one copy I know why

because I'm high [repeat 3X]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from East Palm Dell, East Palm Dell
and all the dopey weed I be smoking is mamas hell
I don't believe in Hitler that's what I say, so all of you skins please give me more head mother f**ker
Afro mother fuker m-a-n
A E I O U .. and sometimes W
We ain't gonna sell none of these mother fukin albums 'cause...
let's go back to Marshal Durby and hang some more chickens
F**K THE CORPRIOT WORLD BIYOTCH!!