How does that go again?
 

Often times we will sing along to our favourite song, and yet somehow not quite get the words right. When we finally find out what the lyrics should be, it can be quite a revelation. Here are a few examples of more commonly miss-heard lyrics:

Jimmy Hendrix - Purple Haze
Actual: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.
Mistaken for: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Another Saturday Night - Sam Cooke (Cat Stevens)
Actual: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody - I've got some money 'cause I just got paid.
Mistaken for: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody - I've got some money 'cause I just got laid.

Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Actual: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Mistaken for: Rolled up like a douche, another boner in the night.

Bad Moon Rising - CCR
Actual: Don't fool around tonight, it's bound to take your life - there's a bad moon on the rise.
Mistaken for: Don't fool around tonight, it's bound to take your life - there's a bathroom on the right.

Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
Actual: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.
Mistaken for: Got my first real sex dream, thought I was 5 at the time.

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
Actual: Might as well face it, you're addicted to glove.
Mistaken for: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Actual: That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight.
Mistaken for: Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight.

Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett
Actual: Looking for my lost shaker of salt.

Mistaken for: Looking for my lost acre of socks.